Friday, May 16, 2014

28 Weeks Later ( 2007 )

Horror Fanatic Challenge #13 - Favourite Zombie Movie

Shiznits. I didn't notice there's favourite zombie movie. I wrote 3 of my favourite zombie movies in previous post. This is going to be hard.

OK, I'm a zombie-buff. I like zombie flicks but I'm also quite picky in what flicks pass through my bullshit filter. Land of the Dead, for example, was one of those who didn't pass. 28 Weeks Later did. And then some.

European horror movies used to be theatrical, low-budget and suffering from it, and badly edited. Like its predecessor, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later is nothing like that. I must say this is one of the best zombie movies I have seen (and I have seen hundreds), for a number of reasons. Although the movie does juggle many clichés, it does so kind of skillfully, so that you can really expect to be surprised. Most importantly, however, the sequel is as good as the original, which is the greatest surprise of all in the horror genre.

I usually do not like sequels, but "28 Weeks Later" is a good complement of "28 Days Later". The story follows the tragic epidemic in Great Britain basically from where the original movie ended, and in spite of having some flaws, it works. The frantic edition of the action scenes is confused, too close, with many cuts, in a pace of video-clip and does not offer the necessary continuity of the action to give the big picture of what is happening; actually it is terrible. The story is predictable, but entertains. The conclusion indicates the possibility of another sequel in Paris, which I hope does not come true.

Bring on "28 Month's later"! Teehee~


Wednesday, May 14, 2014

The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

Horror Fanatic Challenge #12 : Most Disturbing Horror Movie

I have mixed feelings about this film, I liked the originality of the concept and some thrilling and suspense filled chase/crawl scene when the victims were trying to escape the mad surgeon,it's sorta like a psychological thriller. The actors were good specially the guy who played the surgeon , he really crept me out. The plot and its main character are completely over-the-top absurd, the depiction of gore is gratuitous and nauseating and the tone of the movie is continuously surreal. It's the type of film where you are practically forced to think stuff like "what kind of sick and depraved human mind could possibly have come up with such a horror concept". The answer: Dutch born writer/director Tom Six. 

If you know nothing about this movie, allow me to enlighten you. The film revolves around a deranged surgeon who propels the old hallmark of a 'mad doctor' to delirious extremes. He kidnaps people and sews them together mouth to anus (Yes you read that correctly). Through that procedure which involves removal of the teeth and stitching together the skin of the forward and rear victim, the digestive system is thereby connected. This combined with slicing ligaments in the knees to prevent erect walking and you got yourself one human centipede.

All the merits of these film , sadly it is over shadowed by a sick and disgusting concept, its original but I think only a person with a fetish for eating human waste would like the idea of a human centipede horror movie. 

But overall, I personally felt this film was quite enjoyable, and weird enough to be interesting. Tom Six is already planning a sequel entitled The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence). The dark cloud that looms over this project will be the tendency of directors to try an one-up their originals, usually through increased gore, instead of expanding upon the elements that worked, such as the tension and the allowed space for the viewers mind to go wild. Necessity of a follow-up aside, this is one of the single most brazen and memorable works of horror in many years; see it if you dare. I definitely am gonna see that one. And also THC II (Full Sequence). THC II is more unsettling and gory than its infamous predecessor. There are scenes of mutilation, urination, serial defecation, ligament-cutting, tooth-pulling, vomiting and rape. I'm not going to watch this alone for sure bhahahaha.


Thursday, May 8, 2014


Horror Fanatic Challenge #11 : Favourite comedy/ horror

Horror comedies really seem to be coming along in increasing numbers over the last few years and yet, it's hard to get them just right. There is, for me, a holy trinity of zom-coms including Army of Darkness, Shaun Of The Dead and Braindead. To break into that trinity would be quite a feat in itself but to get close enough to hover around in a holding pattern in fourth place is also a great achievement. Zombieland, unreservedly, takes that first place for now.

Unlike many comedies in recent memory, in which the majority of laughs are already provided by the trailer, Zombieland is filled to the brim with laugh-out-loud moments, thanks largely to the brilliant cast. Eisenberg is awesome as the main protagonist, Columbus, portraying that sense of vulnerability and awkwardness, without becoming too Michael Cera-like. Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin are also terrific as the sweet, yet tough Wichita and the more-mature-than-she-seems Little Rock, respectively. I won't talk about any single scene in the movie to spoil the fun, just expect to laugh a lot when you watch it.

This is a zombie-comedy that deserves to take it's place amongst the best of the genre, 'Shaun of the Dead' and 'Army of Darkness'. In fact, what I wouldn't give to see a triple feature of these films at a drive-in theater on Halloween, the perfect place and time for a zombie feeding. The sad thing is - Malaysia no drive-in theater leh! *sobs*


Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Cabin Fever 2002

Horror Fanatic Challenge #10: Horror movie everyone loves but you don't.

Okay I had heard little about this film. I rented and watched this movie on DVD, I wanted to watch it, being a horror aficionado. So, after 15 minutes of watching I've noticed that something is wrong with this movie. It's mothereffing TERRIBLE! This movie makes me want to puke and then puke again. I mean, in the trailers it looked scary and serious! 

This was by far the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. Plot? Not there. Scary? Nope. Visual effect? Overdone. NOTHING SAVES THIS MOVIE. Not even the acting! 

Why was it so bad? Let me start, and I warn you there may be spoilers here, but, I'm really not spoiling anything.

First and foremost, you have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA who the characters are, where they come from, why they are going out in the woods ( Yes, it's a vacation, but, that's about all we know about them ). As they start to die off, you're almost glad.

Second, we have the messed up love situation between Paul and Karen. I mean, she comes on to the guy constantly but doesn't do anything and, so, as a result, he feels inclined to feel her up while she sleeps? Seriously?!

Third, we have the psychotic fifth wheel kid, who shoots a guy then leaves him for dead. Gee, I wonder if that might come back to haunt them? Oh, and it does. And not only is he shot, but he's infected with some super-virus that seems to do just about everything - melt skin, vomit blood, cause mass hysteria. You get the idea.

Now, this is just the general idea of the movie. Let's not forget the messed up grandfather who owns a little "general store", who doesn't really seem to care that his son(s) have just gotten killed and seems to have no problem selling guns to the next group of kids who come into town. Not to mention the messed up kid sitting on the chair who seems to bite hands and perform wild karate kicks upon the mention of 'pancakes' ( If you want an answer to that one, don't see the movie; you won't find it. )

Best part of the movie? The credits. That made me stand and cheer. Ninety minutes of good life wasted here. Please, save yourself an hour and a half and do something more productive. Watching grass grow, perhaps, is a proper alternative.


Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Never ever take selfies using someone else's phone.

Gatal lagi tangan berselfie guna phone orng lain kali. Yg buruk ko kasi post ah. Kimbet. Opsies. Blame Sean for that. I learned that word from him.

Picture 1 he took secretly. Picture 2, 3 ketahuan sudah. Picture 4, 5, 6 I took myself when Sean's bladder mau explode bhahahahaha.

So people, if you want to take pictures, USE YOUR PHONE. Unless your friend is 'NICE', then ok. And don't worry ass, I still love you haha.

Sunday, May 4, 2014


So I met Joe and the gang at church today. Joe dyed her hair pink! Friggin' pwetty :> Anyway, Joe and Fred were talking about their dates during secondary school days. They have gone on numerous dates during school days, and although most have been forgotten with time, there are some really sweet and horrifying ones that they could remember till today.

Here are some biggest turn-off they encountered:

A gentleman wouldn't count every single cent. You really shouldn't be a miser, especially on a date. Joe enjoy pissing these men off by spending more of their money. On the other hand, she spend less of generous guys' because she will paisei. Lol. Oh ya, I also don't like guys who spend or ask for money from a girl. Men must have pride!

You can tahan meh? I cannot sia. There's this thing called 'perfume', you know. Wear it.

Their volume is so high that even people at the other end of the restaurant can hear them. Their movements are so exaggerated that you end up feeling embarrassed for him. 

For once, stop sighing and talking about what a poor thing you are. I like guys who have a positive thinking towards life. Humourous, confident, cheerful guys get the girls, you know? Stop being pessimistic. Have confidence in yourself!

Smsing all the time on a date shows me that you are not interested in me. But can you like don't show it so obviously? Oh ya, men who pick up phones and flirt with other girls openly in front of me also turns me off.

People who take life too serious and not laugh at anything. Or people who laugh at everything they say even if it's totally not funny at all. Maybe he is humorous, just not on the same line as me. I think I'm already a very lame person. If I can't laugh at your jokes, then you are really major lame.

Guys who put themselves before woman. So ungentlemanly.

No, it's not funny to me.

Can you for once, stop disagreeing with me?? I don't like men who criticize and nitpick everything in the world as well.

Desperate guys/girls who keep hinting you towards the sexual side, or overly eager to have something sexual with you. I don't like. This is a huge turn off for me.

There are more actually but I shall stop here. Too lazy to type.

Saturday, May 3, 2014


So after the "Waika" incident, this happened.

Funny people everywhere hahaha.

Friday, May 2, 2014

This is what I need now.


I've got lots to blog about but couldn't find the time to sit down properly and write something. And this is an entry just for the sake of posting.

Are you shorter than 5'4? 
~ Ugh yes.

You think you're ugly sometimes.
~ Yeah? lol.

Have many scars? 
~ Yep, gua manusia ganas.

You wish my hair was a different color? 
~ Nah.

Have a tattoo? 
~ Nope, mom would kill me if I got one.

Self-conscious about your appearance 
~ *nods*

Have/had braces .
~ No.

Wear glasses .
~ No.

You would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free .
~ NO. I'm very satisfied with the way God created me and I wouldn't change a thing.

Have you been told you're attractive by a complete stranger.
~ Hahahahaha. A policeman. Long story.

Have more than 2 piercings .
~ Yep.

Have you sworn at your parents 

Have you run away from home?
~ No. You're really stupid if you run away from home. The only way to stay alive if you run away is to leech off of other people or being a whore on the streets. 

Have you been kicked out of the house?
~ Nope.

Your biological parents are together.
~ Yes.

Do you want to have kids someday.
~ Yesssssss. I want to share my worldly adventures with them, no matter how small or simple :)

Have you slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation?
~ hahaha yes.

Have you peed from laughing?
~ Noooooo.

Have you laughed so hard you cried?

Have you kissed someone opposite of the sex?
~ Yep.

Have you had your trousers rip in public?

Do you wear bra when you sleep?
~ l don`t wear my bra to bed. I hate wearing bra at home hahaha.

Do you walk around your house naked?
~ Ahahahaha no. I want to when no one is home but that rarely happens. So, no.

Have you made out for more than 3 minutes?
~Hahahaha wanna try ?

Thought your cousin was hot?
~Honestly, yes.

Made out in a movie theatre?
~You think?

Have you danced in front of your mirror?
~ Obviously, I'm a dancer duh.

Made out with a stranger? 

Touched a snake?
~Yep. I carried snakes more than 5 times I think.

Kissed in the rain?
~ No.

Cheated on a girlfriend/​​boyfriend?​​
~No, I would never.

If you were gay who would you ask out?
~Megan Fox.

Worst thing you've ever eaten?
~Bitter gourd 

Boob cleavage or butt cleavage? 
~ Boobs for life.

What animal do you like seeing at the zoo the most? 

Mark "x" if yes.

[ ] I'm single.
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[x] I'm married ~Ah Adam *-*
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've cheated in a relationship.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex ~Superwoman (Lily Singh) and Megan Fox.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've sneak out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world. 
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm upset.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I'm addicted to self harm.
[ ] I've woken up crying.
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