Wednesday, November 30, 2011

My life. My choices. My problems. My mistakes. My lessons. Not your business. Mind your own problems before you talk about mine :)

Let bygones be bygones.

Christina Aguilera - The Voice Within

When there’s no one else, look inside yourself
Like your oldest friend just trust the voice within
Then you’ll find the strength that will guide your way
You’ll learn to begin to trust the voice within

Hoho, This is how business is done!

Bapa: Ayah mahu kahwinkan awak dengan gadis pilihan ayah
Anak: Tapi ayah saya sudah ada pilihan saya sendiri
Bapa: Tapi gadis ni anak Bill Gates
Anak: oo kalau camtu oklah!

Kemudian bapanya berjumpa Bill gates
Bapa: Saya ada calon suami untuk anak gadis anda
Bill Gates: Tapi anak gadis saya terlalu muda untuk berkahwin
Bapa: Tapi anak muda ni bakal Vice president Bank Dunia
Bill Gates: oo kalau camtu oklah!

Akhirnya Bapa pemuda tersebut berjumpa dengan Presiden Bank Dunia
Bapa: Saya ada calon untuk Vice President Bank Dunia
Presiden Bank Dunia: Tapi saya sudah ada calon untuk Vice President
Bapa: Tapi calon saya ni adalah menantu Bill Gates
Presiden Bank Dunia: oo kalau camtu oklah!

Friday, November 25, 2011

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

SPM Sejarah 2011

For some of you please keep a Malay-English Dictionary beside you and a tissue box beside it!!!

This is Gold! Malaysian history.
Dilarang senyum atau ketawa semasa menjawab, kalau tidak anda akan digagalkan dari Ujian SPM.

1. Siapakah yang membuka Melaka?

a. Param
b. Parameswari
c. Paramugari Terlampau
d. Parameswara
e. Parang Kontot

2. Pada tahun 1771, seorang penjelajah Inggeris telah tiba di sebuah kawasan yang
dikenali sebagai New Hebrides, siapakah dia?

a. Kapten Hook
b. Kapten Crook
c. Kapten Cook
d. Kapten Cool
e. Kapten Boleh

3. Siapakah yang pernah menjadi pemerintah Sarawak?

a. Brooke Shields
b. James Beruk
c. James Bond
d. Sapok Biki
e. James Brooke

4. Siapakah yang membuka Pulau Pinang?

a. Torch Light
b. Traffic Light
c. Francisca Peters
d. Light and Easy
e. Francis Light

5. Salah seorang pahlawan melayu terbilang?
a. Tuk Janggut
b. Tuk Misai
c. Tuk Sideburn
d. Tuk Misai A Galak
e. Tuk Bulu Hidung

6. Pahlawan Melayu di Pahang?

a. Mat Kilau
b. Mat Silau
c. M Daud Kilau
d. Mat Sentul
e. Mat Rempit

7. Siapakah Residen Inggeris di Negeri Perak yang dibunuh oleh
Datuk Maharajalela?

a. Jawa Jerongos
b. J.W.W Birch
c. Jay Jay
d. J.W.Marriot
e. Jawa Rangers

8. Negara manakah yang menjajah Tanah Melayu selepas Portugis?
a. Ayam Belanda
b. Bela Anda
c. Blender
d. Belanda
e. Blunder

9. Apakah antara hantaran yang diminta Puteri Gunung Ledang kepada Sultan Melaka?

a. 7 dulang hati nyamuk
b. 7 dulang tongkeng ayam
c. 7 dulang tahi hidung
d. 7 dulang tahi lalat
e. 7 dulang gigi arnab

10. Siapakah puteri Pahang yang mencintai Hang Tuah?.

a. Tun Mahathir
b. Tan Tin Tun
c. Tun Tak Tahu Eja
d. Tun Teja
e. Arnold Susahanakeja

11. Siapakah puteri Negeri China yang berkahwin dengan Sultan Melaka?

a. Puteri Hang Li Po
b. Puteri Kepala Hotak Hang!
c. Puteri Opah Hang!
d. Puteri Hang Go Poh
e. Puteri Hang Cing

12. Ikan apakah yang melanggar Singapura?

a. Ikan Bilis
b. Ikan Masin
c. Ikan Kembung Masak Asam
d. Ikan kekek mak iloi-iloi
e. Ikan Todak

13. Siapakah Ketua Komunis Malaya?

a. CIMB Bank
b. Chin Peng
c. Soh Chin Aun
d. Chim Pan Zee
e. Chin Chau


Better be safe than sorry :)

A woman visited the toilet in O.G at Bugis and hung her handbag on the back of the toilet door. As she carried on about her business, a hand suddenly appeared over the top of the stall and grabbed her bag clean from the hook.
She immediately reported the incident to the head of security, who in turn informed the manager of the store. A couple of days later she had a call from the head of security to say her bag had been found without her purse. So she arranged a convenient time to go and meet the manager to collect her things.

On arriving at the O. G. store at the agreed time, the manager was not expecting her and neither was the head of security. No one from the store had actually called her as the bag had still not been found.
When the lady got home, her house had been burgled with no sign of forced entry. The Police believe the robbers had used her Driving License for the address and her keys to let themselves in.

p/s: Please be extra vigilant ladies AND gents (with your man bags) there are a lot of desperate criminals out there.

I'm bored.

1. Last beverage ; water
2. Last phone call ; FAWCETT :P
3. Last text message ; Sean
4. Last song you listened to ; Pumped up kicks
5. Last time you cried ; I don't know

6. Dated someone twice ; NO
7. Been cheated on ; NO
8. Kissed someone & regretted it ; NO
9. Lost someone special ; YES ( Uncle Backly, RIP )
10. Been depressed ; Always
11. Been drunk and threw up ; NO

15. Made a new friend ; Alot ( Thanks to WBA )
17. Laughed until you cried ; HAHAHAHAHA yea
18. Met someone who changed you ; umm, no.
19. Found out who your true friends were ; Im not really sure about that :/
20. Found out someone was talking about you ; Yeah!

21. Explain your feeling now ; I'M BORED
22. What are you going to do later ; Lepak with my friends
23. What are you doing now ;Answering all your questions?
24. Which year do you like? 2011 :)
25. Do you ever watch MTV? ; Hahaha seriously? Everyday, every hour

26. What did you do for your last Birthday ; Eat and sleep like a pig? Hahaha
27. What time did you wake up today ; 11 HAHA!

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for ; PMR results to come out? Straight A's please!
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time ; 1 second ago LOL
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life ; Nothing.
32. What are you listening to right now ; Stitch by stitch by Javier Colon
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now ; SEAN
35. Most visited webpage ; Facebook
36. fav colour ; Blue, black, white and purple
37. Nicknames ; Shika, Hanna, Meowling, Shit the car -.-, kakak blahblahblah
38. Relationship Status ; single. I repeat, SINGLE!
39. Zodiac sign ; Sagittarius
40. Male or female ; Female
41. Primary school ; SK Taman Cuepacs
42. Secondary School ; SMK Perimbun
43. College ; -
44. Write w/e you want here ; OMG 56 questions to go?!
46. Height: ; 150 Stop laughing.
47. Do you have a crush on someone ; No
48. What do you like about yourself ; I'm simple
49. Piercings ; Ear, one on the left and one on the right
50. Tattoos ; None
51. Righty or lefty ; Righty

53. First piercing ; IDK, when I was 8 months maybe?
54. First best friend ; Low Weng Wai ( I miss you like hell )
55. First sport you joined ; I don't know
56. First vacation ; HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

59. Eating ; fish
60. Drinking ; water
61. I'm about to ; die of boredom
62. Listening to ; You make me fell by Cobra Starship featuring Sabi
63. Waiting for ; my friends to come over :)

64. Want kids ; I'm too young for this hahaha
65. Get married ; Of course
66. Career ; Hahaha IDK

67. Lips or eyes ; Both
68. Hugs or kisses ; Both
69. Shorter or taller ; TALLER
70. Older or Younger ; younger ;)
71. Romantic or spontaneous ; Both
72. Nice stomach or nice arms ; Both
73. Sensitive or loud ; None?
74. Hook-up or relationship ; None

76. Kissed a stranger ; Are you insane?
77. Drank hard liquor ; No, Imma good girl :)
78. Lost glasses/contacts ; No
79. Sex on first date ; NO, imma innocent girl :P
80. Broken someone's heart ; Maybe
82. Been arrested ; no
83. Turned someone down ; Maybe
84. Cried when someone died ; Obviously
85. Fallen for a friend ; yeah :S

86. Yourself ; Yes
87. Miracles ; Yes
88. Love at first sight ; Yes, I love my mom :)
89. Heaven ; Yes
90. Santa Clause ; No, so please come to my house during Christmas and show yourself so I believe that you
actually exist. By the way, you don't need to bring me any gifts. I just want you to come :)
91. Kiss on the first date ; No
92. Angels ; "I BELIEVE IN ANGELS"- Westlife hahaha!

94. Someone You Pray Everyday For ; My family, friends, myself and everyone :)
95. Did you sing today ; YES! A day without music is hell :P
96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About ; haahahaha ;)
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go ? When I was born :)
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For; A fairy tale ending HAHAHA
99. Are you afraid of falling in love? No
100. Favourite food? Anything edible and delicious?

Sunday, November 20, 2011


So, this is the easiest guitar tutorial for the song Pumped up kicks - Foster The People by Todd Downing. Hope you like it :)

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Greyson Chance, you sangat comel la! BUT ADAM LEVINE WILL ALWAYS BE MY NUMBER ONE :P

Just watched AIM 18 and guess what? Greyson's in the house yaw! What's not to love about Greyson Chance? He's cute, so talented (OMG He's voice is so awesome and I think he's better than Bieber) and super duper sweeet!!

He's so awesome, Najwa Latiff too! They both look so perfect together :P I saw some comments in FB, kutuk-ing Najwa especially GIRLS! LOL You people are so stupid, mcm tu pun nak kutuk. Tak baik taw, Tuhan marah! ( Aq panggil org bodoh boleh lak :P )

I'm pretty sure that he's shall be famous like JB one day, maybe. I'm a fan of Greyson but I'm not that obsessed with him mcm yg lain tu -.- , so yeah. Love his songs too btw :) Najwa Latiff's Cinta Muka Buku is awesome too :) Salute kamu la! Sabar je la dengan orang yang perangai buruk tu eh? They can't sing like you :)

I think he is so cute, I think I could faint right now! Hahaha.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

The work qualification test

Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Murphy and said.

Manager: "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the American the job"

Murphy: "And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish I should get the job!"

Manager: "We have made our decisions not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed."

Murphy: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"

Manager: "Simple, the American put down on question #5, "I don't know.", You put down "Neither do I."

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Europe English

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Reachelle Marie Smith ♥

A 3-year-old girl named Reachelle Marie Smith is missing.
Please spread this picture far and wide. You just never know.
Someone you know, might know her!


“World-Best” or “World’s Best”?

Which one is correct?
The answer is: They both are!

There are slight differences in their meanings though, so pay attention and make sure you’re using the phrase that best suits your intent.

The Controller Battlefield 3

Welcome to The Controller.
Blood, sweat and tears on weekly basis.

Six pro gamers team up with six noobs and go to war with each other in Battlefield 3™. The catch? The pros can't touch the controller. It's a bloody-noob-mess of a reality show where the winners not only survive, but walk with $50,000. Hosted by Jonny Moseley with special appearances from the one and only freddiew.

WhiteSmoke Promotion!

This Halloween, don't let your mistakes come back to haunt you!

Gamespot new release!

Create your own character before anyone else with the Saints Row: The Third Initiation Station. Starting November 3rd, the 100 best characters as determined by THQ will go into all out battle royale. When the dust settles on November 9th, the character with the most audience votes will be featured on the Saints Row: The Third community website and within the game. So get your pom poms or red nose on - as the case may be...

Cute Spinning Flower Black