Saturday, March 26, 2011

Cockroaches are EVIL!


I HATE COCKROACHES!!!


Is there any way to make cockroaches extinct? Is it possible to make cockroaches go extinct?! Why cant we make cockroaches go extinct?!! Ergh!

I'm not talking about those little so-called German roaches that like to infest apartment dwellings, although they're disgusting little buggers in their own right. I'm talking about cockroaches. Palmetto bugs. Those big, fat, dark brown bugs that lurk in the bathroom, waiting for the perfect opportunity to fly on your thighs/leg...

Yes, unfortunately I speak from personal experience. Few things are more frightening than a flying cockroach, especially when it decides to practice landing on any part of your body.

That's why I kill them dead. That is, if I'm fast enough and am able to overcome my instinct to flee...


FYI, Cockroaches Like Clean Homes Too. It's a common misconception that roaches only lurk in filthy places. If you keep your house clean, you should have no problem at all--right? Wrong!

See, even though roaches can supposedly live for a month without food, they need a drink every now and then. They can't go more than a few days without some water. During the hot summer months, they are going to go where the water is... your house! And where can we find the most moisture in your home? That's right: The kitchen and the bathroom.

Roaches Are Hard to Kill. As disgusting as they are, I have a grudging respect for their abilities. They have super-fast reflexes. They can beat a hasty retreat when we threaten them with shoes, rolled-up newspapers, and other menacing household weapons. Even if you manage to hit one, there's a good chance it'll recover.

I've even heard that roaches can survive for days without their heads! If they didn't need to eat or drink, they'd live quite happily in a decapitated state. Well, maybe not happily, but you know what I mean.

Whether you believe roaches evolved to perfection or that God gave them Houdini-like gifts for some perverse reason, you can't deny that roaches are pretty darn good at surviving.

Fascinating Roach Facts


Roaches have white blood. Though you wouldn't guess it, what with the mess they leave behind when you squish them.

Pregnant for life. Yup, some female roaches only have to mate once in order to keep popping out a bunch of baby roaches for the rest of their lives.

They can hold their breath for 40 minutes. Sorry, Guybrush, being able to hold your breath for ten minutes is impressive, but roaches have you beat.

White roaches are not albinos. If you see a white roach, it simply means it just shed its old exoskeleton.

A roach can run about 2 miles an hour. Proportionately speaking, that's wicked fast.

Roaches are lazy. They spend about 75 percent of their time resting up for those "Let's scare the humans!" marathons.

•Eat too much pizza? Cotton candy? Thanksgiving dinner? Some people eat cockroaches fried in oil and garlic as a cure for indigestion. Seriously yuck.

I hope that one day you little disgusting creatures will extinct. If no, stay the hell away from me or something bad will happen.. to you! :P

Complains

I really never write complains on blogs usually but I really can't stand it anymore. So here goes everything I dislike the most about people.

I dislike :

(a) People who try way too hard to be originally/different.
- This I dislike! What's the point? Heck, just be yourself, act stupid , act smart, act cool, awh man, JUST BE YOURSELF!! Don't try so hard, it just make you less original.



(b) People who think that some things you do are weird when it really isn't.
- Like heck , if I wanna do this just let me do it! Don't give me that look that makes me consider not doing what I wanna do. DON'T MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A DORK. -.- Ultimate DISLIKEEE!! Don't over there snicker snicker so much. urghhh!! Blah. DISLIKE!


(c) People who act so serious and gives you the look that they're smarter than you / bitchy face.
- Gosh, don't give me that look! Don't ACT so calm! and serious. Don't make me feel bad / stupid / retarded. Cause I'm not. Like who are you, to show me that attitude?! I like to talk crap and silly things then let me la. Don't boss me around to make me act like how you want me to. Remember that my crap talks always cheer you up.


Like seriously, what's your problem acting like you're so much better than everyone else, huh? GET OVER YOURSELF! You ain't cool yo! You ain't that smart yo! You ain't awesome yo! -.- Stop bossing me around like you know what's best when you don't. retard.. don't act smart there then say what for my own good, just trying to help me, just trying to teach me or in the end saying 'you just won't listen to anyone.' No, I will listen to you when you actually make sense or approach me with the right attitude.

done complaining. kay thanks bye.

Haihz

Looking at my life. I thought I had it good.. But , looking at it again, i see how miserable my life really is. Stupid devil! Go back to hell!! Stop trying to lie to me! I hate you stupid devil! Feels like a good for nothing right now. ><

Pointless

I should really be sleeping now but whatever.

Was thinking, since I've started attending church I've been taught to listen to my leaders. Now I feel quite blind. Just follow without question? Even if sometimes you THINK they're wrong, they're still kinda right, but is it still REALLY right? Follow blindly? Hmm, what I'm trying to say here dunno if anyone understands.

I always question myself (example ny k. :) ), so my cell leader decides it's right to do this, but on the other hand, I feel like it's not that right. But again, have been taught to listen to leaders (feels like blindly).

I know how to seek God for guidance, but how, if I don't trust my instinct? Follow again? Man, I'm not good with writing out my thoughts. Hmmm.. never mind, since I'm not going to be able to write my thoughts I shall finish this post with a question.

Listen to you leaders blindly? Or Challenge the norm, ignoring what your leader might have to say as long as you believe it's right?

I don't know if the question I typed out actually make sense but I shall debate against myself.

Okay, bye! Prayer meeting tmr! Sleep nights! :)

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Inside Out Camp

I cant deny, I'm missing IO Camp already! Such a wonderful experience! Meeting new people, doing random stuffs! Everything was just simply awesome! And in a camp with all high schoolers, It was just amazingly amazing... Anything can happen because we're all just happening peoples! Haha!

Well, this camp was definitely a breakthrough for me! To be the group leader of Team A a.k.a Team Physics xD, to lead a group of people who i never really know, to lead devotion early in the morning, to talk in front of the crowd, to put in my hand into a box with frogs, worms, crickets just to find a coin, to do Randy Orton pose in front of everyone in Bus 1 (but failed! Haha) and for the first time of my life, to eat an original strawberry fruit...

But, i really am thankful for Great peoples, Great Leaders, Great Speakers, Great Team mates, Great Opportunities, Great Ice-Breakers, Great Games and everyone and everything in this camp! This camp wouldn't be a joy and I wouldnt have done it without them all! Best of all, I thank God for planning it all so perfectly and beautifully! ;)

Plus, I'm motivated by Andrew's preaching about Passion and also Abel's preaching about Loving God Inside Out ;) It surely had touched my heart and gave me a wake up call of how I'm gonna do greater things for God with faith in 2011.

Conclusion: I was so blessed by IO CAMP 2011 and it was superbly superb and awesomely awesome. The Fun and The Joy was really something i couldn't explain it in words! And the PROTEIN! Hahaha. Hilarious ;DDDDD

Thank you IO Camp! I'm gonna learn to Love God and Grow from the Inside Out ;)

Saturday, March 19, 2011

America's Next Top Model

America's Next Top Model, hosted by Tyra Banks is one of my most favourite reality show! And Tyra Banks is so HOT! Somehow i just wanna blog about her! Randomness but she really inspires me to be a model! Haha. If it's not because of my height, ohhh you'll definitely see me in America's Next Top Model ! S_S

The latest cycle of America's Next Top Model was totally different from the other cycles. The winner will get a contract with Cover Girl and also appear in the cover and spread on Italian Vogue! Top Designers, Robert Cavalli, Top Photographers, Patrick Demarcheleir and even the most influential person, Andre Leon Tally appeared as the panel judges for this cycle! And of course, more great people from the fashion industry!

And finally, America Next Top Model Cycle 15 was Ann Ward! She's tall, awkward, quiet, shy but her look was really unique and she takes really good pictures! High Fashion! And personally i think the judges chose the right one although my mama wanted Chelsea to win so badly! But too bad, Ann won! Yay! She's weird but i guess that's what fashion's all about! :)

Winner of ANTM 15 : Ann Ward

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

My dearest little sister

So, S.Natalia, Ashley and I were eating maggi ( kebuluran suda ni ) while crapping about someone. And suddenly my sister asked a question :

S.Natalia: What is the definition of photosynthesis?
Ashley: Photosynthesis is the process by which plants use the energy of sunlight to convert absorbed compounds, mostly carbon dioxide and water, into sugar and other organic substances.
S.Natalia: Wrong!
Ash and I: huh? Then?
S.Natalia: It's "camera yang canggih"
Ash and I: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Who the hell told you this?
S.Natalia: I think it myself :D
Ash and I: Owhhh xD

Monday, March 14, 2011

Let us pray for Japan.

Hi everyone! Let's all pray for all the victims of tsunami and earthquake that occurred in Japan. They are all innocent. We should pray that wherever they are now, we hope that they live in a peaceful and eternal life. We should also pray that this catastrophe won't ever happen again :(


Lord, protect our planet, because we live here, and here we dwell with our daily tragedies.

May our daily reconstruction be the result of the very best that we carry within us.
Give us the courage
to be able to reconstruct what was destroyed
to be able to recover what was lost
to be able to accept what was gone forever.
May you give us courage to look ahead,
may we never look back nor allow our soul to be discouraged.

Lord, give us enthusiasm, because Enthusiasm reaffirms to us that everything is possible, as long as we are totally committed to what we are doing.

Lord, may the Earth continue to transform seeds into wheat, may we continue to transmute wheat into bread. Do not leave us in solitude.

Have compassion on us, Lord. For we often think we are dressed when we are naked.

Do not forget, in your mercy, our friends in Japan, who are now teaching us the meaning of Courage, Reconstruction, Solidarity and Enthusiasm.

Amen
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日本の為に祈ります

主よ、我々の住むこの惑星を守りたまえ
私達は日々、悲劇と直面しながらこの星の上で生きています

私達が行う日々の復興活動が私達にとっての最善/最高の結果であります事を

破壊された生活を立て直す勇気を私達に与えてください
失った物を回復させる勇気を私達に与えてください
永遠に失われたものを受け入れられるように勇気を与えてください
決して後ろを振り返る事なく、前進する勇気を与えてください
私達の魂がこの苦難を乗り越えられますように
 
主よ、私達に熱意/情熱を与えてください
熱意/情熱は、それに真剣に取り組んでいるかぎりは
全ての事は可能だという事を私達に教えてくれます

主よ、この地球が種を小麦へと
小麦からパンへと変える力を与えてください
そして私達を決して一人きりにしないでください

主よ、私達に思いやりを

しばしば、私達は裸なのに服を着込んでいると思い込んでしまうのです

主よ
勇気、復興、連帯と情熱の意味を教えている日本の友人達の事を忘れないでください

アーメン


(translated by Ken Crane)

Saturday, March 12, 2011

A Quick Laugh For 5 Minutes

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.


Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!


Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.


Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?


A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.


Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..... Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!


Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!


Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'

A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.
'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'


Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'


A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
Well, that's the end of the jokes. Hope you had a good laugh! :D

Do you believe in God?

Gt this from Mandeep :











Every heart feels pain - it's expression varies. Some show it in their eyes; Wise hide it in their smile :)

Sanctum! =)



When I first saw the trailer about three weeks ago, I couldn’t wait to watch the movie. I got my ticket for a midnight show few days after the opening and was totally excited. And yeah, my intuition was right, it was a great movie. In fact, it’s awesome!! The story line was quite simple actually, but exciting. Rich with thrilling scenes, it’s a fast pace movie that keeps you at the edge of your sit. If there are audience fall asleep, they must be on drugs or something cause I don’t see how they can fall asleep.

The story is about a cave diving expedition team exploring a new cave system where no man has gone before. Everything changes when a tropical storm came and flash flood jammed up the cave entrance, forcing the team to be trapped deeper within the system. Instead of taking their own sweet time, now they really have to explore the cave system fast for their survival. With limited oxygen, food supply, power and an inexperience time mate (she suppose to only observe but now that the unexpected happens, the crew have an inexperienced team mate), the team has to overcome panic and fight through the unfavorable situation to escape the cave system. Thrilling right? Through out the movie, I was thinking of my actions if I were to be trapped like that.

The fascinating thing about the movie is that it offers a lot of breath-taking and beautiful sceneries. Plus with the amazing 3D effect, you just have to check it out. The effect was amazing that I feel like I’m sitting on a comfy sofa underwater while watching it..haha, a bit of exaggeration there, sorry. But you should check out the 3D effect, very nice! The movie also offers some parachute action, wall climbing action and a lot of diving action. Those adrenaline action really excites me big time. And I must say, the role of master diver Frank McGuire played by Richard Roxburgh was impressively done. You make me believe that you are a master diver Richard, good job.

I know I had fun watching it and I highly recommend my friends to watch it ;)


Friday, March 4, 2011

Greetings from Shikaaa!


It's so good to finally be able to blog! I've been away for far too long (well, in the blogging world that is). I'm gonna try to be more consistent with this as I live my busy life. Days are certainly moving wayyyy faster than usual right now! So here's a list of 'the-10-things-that-you-might-have-missed-out-in-Shika's-life-ever-since-she-backslided-in-blogging-but-thank-goodness-now-she's-back-but-then-again-she-might-be-talking-too-much-right-now-so-ok-I-shall-get-straight-to-the-point-now-tee-hee~'.


1) My hair has grown longer.

2) My Monopoly Deal skills has improved.

3) Got 99/100 for WBA projects! (yay!)

4) Sort of backslided in Tumblr-ing too. (ok, this is not a very pleasant update. next!)

5) Working part time as a babysitter!

6) Fell in love with CoolBlog. Especially White Coffee. Yumms :)

7) Just cleaned my room yesterday. (err...whattt?)

8) Started watching American Idol Season 10 and Kemilau Cinta Kamila - thumbs UP!

9) Sean and I will perform 'Grenade'-Bruno Mars at WBA assembly! ( Damn, Im effin nervous! )

10) Fell in love with Scotty McCreery! :D


Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm gonna go make myself a cup of Milo and watch some random RTM tv shows just to kill time :) And I promise to keep this blogging thing going! *pinky promises*

Scotty McCreery FTW! Congrats on making the top 12! =)

Cute Spinning Flower Black