Saturday, February 6, 2010

WHY I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK.

Found these excuses in Google. Some are hilarious!

1) I didn't do my history homework because i dont believe in dwelling on the past.
2) Why study history? Just let bygones be bygones!
3) A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and i never saw it again.
4) I felt it wasn't challenging enough.
5) I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
6) My parents were sick last night, thus unable to do my homework for me. Dont worry, they have been suitably punished.
7) It was cloudy all day and my calculator is solar powered.
8) I dug around the yard but couldn't find the square roots i needed.
9) I had better things to do.
10) I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
11) Because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
12) We had homework?? *adds shocked face here*

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